So there I was, innocently having breakfast and playing on the Internet. I've had a cut on my arm that's infected and has been there for about a week, but until now, it had co-existed with reasonable friendliness with the rest of my body.
My arm (the infected one) was feeling kind of weird and numb and tingly, so I went to have a shower to see if that helped. Which is where I was when I got dizzy and my body gave out on me. I did actually stagger out the bathroom door and made it to my floor before I face-planted on my bed. But as we know, numb + tingly + fainting = bad things and time to get checked out. As well as the remote possibility that my arm infection had tried to hijack the rest of my body, fainting's not really my style...too 'damsel in distress-y'.
It took me awhile to be able to stand up without getting black sparkly things in front of my eyes, but I eventually called Jeannie, stood up AND got dressed, quite an achievement, and we headed to the nearest hospital. They don't really do walk-in clinics here, there are no doctors with hours on Sunday, and the last time I made an appointment, the earliest one I could get was almost two weeks later. So off to Emergency we trotted. I figured the fresh air might help, and it did. Liverpool Women's Hospital. It has 'Hospital' in the name. Lies, all lies. All of the entrances but one were closed because it was (gasp!) Sunday. And apparently they don't take patients unless they've been referred. And then only if they have gynacological issues. To me, a hospital that doesn't take patients should call themselves something else. Maybe "The House of Women's Reproductive Organs" or something equally catchy.
Still feeling a bit wobbly, we caught a cab to the Liverpool General, and finally found our way to Emergency where we sat for awhile and then I got sent into Cubicle 2. Number 3 held a screaming old man, swearing in Scouse and kicking at anything that passed. His day was far worse than mine - he had a broken hip. And he had dementia. And he was blind. There was much chaos and I felt awful for him.
The doctor came in at that point. He couldn't have been more than 26 or so, fresh out of med school, and so with the howls of pain and cursing from next door echoing in my ears, they gave me bunches of tests - ECG, temperature, blood sugar, blood pressure, etc.
He came back in a few minutes later. With perfectly accented Queen's English, he said, "Well, Miss Prinz, your blood pressure is really rather quite low." (Yes, he actually used 3 qualifiers in a row). "You're going to need to bring it up, as that's what seems to be causing your lightheadedness."
"I advise that you start including more salt in your diet." He paused before continuing in his posh British accent. "You know...like crisps."
Yes, that's right. Not only do I have the blood pressure of Casper the Friendly Ghost, but my prescription is potato chips. Sigh.
All of those Health Canada advisories on diet and nutrition that I listen to, and what do I get? Buying chips on doctor's orders. It's a strange world. Can't I be in the high blood pressure club with everybody else?
Anyways. I am duly eating more salt, and the world is a happy place. The inclusion of total junk-foody-crap is optional if I choose to put salt on more regular things that I eat, so that's fine as well. And I got some antibiotics for my arm.
I would like to send an official blog thank you to Jeannie for being my guardian-hospital-angel - you're a star :)
And no need to worry - apparently it was a one time thing and I am in tip-top shape.
(I can see those of you whom I scold about junk food consumption smirking from ear-to-ear, by the way).